Name: The AA-Maze-ing Road to Recovery

Creator: Leaky Meat - 100% Original.
Defining Attributes: 4 completely unique songs. As far as I know, this is the 
first ever UT map to have changing music that is customised to each individual 
player, ie. the ONLY player who notices the change in music is the one who 
triggered the change.
UT Version: GOTY
Install: .unr file goes into the Maps directory
         .umx goes into Music
         .uax goes into Sounds
         .utx goes into textures
Contact: leakymeat67@yahoo.ca

Start date: 11/14/2006
First beta: 11/17/2006
Hiatus begins: 12/12/2006
Resolution posted to get this done by the end of January to 3 different 
Internet message forums, "on the graves of my ancestors, no matter the cost. 
No more excuses. Enough is enough!": 12/31/2006
Hiatus ends: 1/1/2007
Mapping restarts: 1/2/2007
Final beta/map goes gamma: 1/29/2007
Gamma 2 posted: 1/30/2007
Gamma 3/Final Gamma: 2/26/2007
Gamma 4/Positively, Definitely, The Absolute Final Gamma - And I Mean It This 
Time!: 3/4/2007
Delta version completed, final bug squashed: 3/4/2007
Delta version posted to Leaky Meat's Burger Barn and Nali City: 3/5/2007
Second attempt to upload to Nali City: 3/6/2007.

    There is an unspeakable evil spreading like wildfire across our world. An 
unstoppable menace is killing over 2 million people a year worldwide - and 
it's growing. Everywhere it goes, it preys on the most vulnerable among us, 
drains their spirits, and tosses them away as though they were nothing. Worst 
of all, this scourge is widely hailed as a benefit, and even a miracle, 
wherever it goes. I am speaking of the 12 Step programs, popularised by the 
Great Granddaddy of them all, Alcoholics Anonymous.
    Seen as a "medical treatment" for any number of addictive "diseases", the 
program instead convinces people honestly wanting to change their lives for 
the better that there is no hope for themselves, and the best the can hope for 
is remission from their "disease" by accepting their own powerlessness, 
confessing their sins, aka. "character defects", and turning their wills and 
lives over to the care of God as the group understands Him. At that point, the 
walls come crashing down and reprogramming into the cult begins.
    People all over the world are led to believe that it is "the last, best, 
ONLY hope for people suffering from addictions", but they couldn't be more 
wrong. When analysed, it becomes clear that the 12 steps are cleverly designed 
to keep people addicted. Even Bill Wilson, co-founder of AA and writer of The 
Big Book, AA's primary holy text, admits that the chief aim of the group isn't 
to help people overcome their addiction, but that "Our real purpose is to fit 
ourselves to be of maximum service to God" (see The Big Book, page 77 if you 
don't believe me. Any edition will do).
    According to the 1989 Triennial Survey of AA World Services, 50% of all 
people joining fail after the first month, and 95% after the first year. Even 
according to "The Natural History of Alcoholism" by George Vaillant, one of 
the members of the board of directors of AA World Services, admits that the 12 
steps are no better, and are even worse, than NO TREATMENT AT ALL, and has a 
FOUR TIMES HIGHER DEATH RATE!
    For those out there in the groups who felt that there was something "not 
quite right" going on; to those who told a grouper something in confidence, 
only to have your trust betrayed; to those who were raped or otherwise abused 
by a sponsor, only to have the other members command you to "look for your 
part in it"; to those who begged a friend, co-worker or family member to "stop 
the denial", forced them into rehab via an intervention, and watched with 
profound regret as the light goes out of the eyes of someone who was once full 
of life; to those members who has their spirits crushed so low that they 
thought that anything would be better, even death, and proceeded to take their 
own lives; to those who have in any way been injured or killed after being 
thrown down the 12 steps of any Anonymous group, this map is humbly and 
respectfully dedicated.
    To all the step nazi sponsors who believe the time you've had in the rooms 
gives you the right to use and abuse the newcomers in any way you see fit, 
watch out! Your secret has been revealed for the world to see. May William 
Griffith Wilson and Robert Holbrook Smith, aka. Bill W. and Dr. Bob, burn 
until the end of time for the scourge that they've unleashed upon the world.

                                                            Leaky Meat